what do you call a giraffe driving a car?
a danger to society
mom: dinners ready
how he do dat
finally an option that fits me
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time
"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"
babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
this planet sucks nothing works. the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work. the ocean is poorly lit. the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit. im sick of this place
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
*shows up at your front door* can I come over
Women’s Day has been extended until forever because Women are great and why aren’t we always celebrating them