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free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry


         posted 22 hours ago via sansa-the-conquerer (© free-booty) with 298,394 notes

“If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.” — Crazy Sexy Khool (via crazysexykhool)


         posted 22 hours ago via flawlesslaughter (© crazysexykhool) with 25,793 notes

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes


         posted 22 hours ago via y0dels (© dumbesttweets) with 61,491 notes

         posted 22 hours ago via inconsspicuous (© waturmelon) with 158,984 notes

“Watch as everyone competes to sit on the world’s most uncomfortable chair, while completely ignoring the invasion of ice zombies that threatens to kill them all,” — The most accurate summary of Game of Thrones to date via Honest Movie Trailers (via oflionsandwolves)


         posted 22 hours ago via olydiamartin (© brienneofthrace) with 15,628 notes

         posted 22 hours ago via snooppug (© jakeparalta) with 148,150 notes

suspend:

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break


         posted 22 hours ago via olydiamartin (© suspend) with 75,551 notes
Anonymous asked:  What's it like being an adult

stupidstagram:

"should i buy a news paper? i have the cnn app? does that count? should i buy a coffee maker? it will probably save me a lot of money? but then i have to buy coffee beans? i dont know shit about coffee beans! should i act like i’m reading this bottle of wine for a few minutes before i head straight to the discount vodka section? should i go to the supermarket and buy broccoli? i fucking hate broccoli did i just get invited to a fucking dinner party .. …what do you bring to a dinner party???? TAX SEASON SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! wakes up staring at a ceiling that is not my own ..did i just burn toast? how did i make it this far in life without fucking DYIGN i’m so DUMB and sTUPD and i cant do anyhtign  right.. yeah hey mom yeah i’m fine how are you" 


         posted 22 hours ago via olydiamartin (© stupidstagram) with 5,868 notes

rapunzelie:

oops I went on a ran


         posted 22 hours ago via olydiamartin (© rapunzelie) with 422,166 notes

effyfurrow:

nointerrruption:

I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE

SOMEBODY FUCKING SAID IT 


         posted 22 hours ago via y0dels (© okaywork) with 589,564 notes

tom-marvolo-dildo:

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE


         posted 22 hours ago via olydiamartin (© skeletonflight) with 85,761 notes

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck


         posted 22 hours ago via y0dels with 372,348 notes

ghostofjayne:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

Awww babies!


         posted 22 hours ago via popmunk (© frozensecond) with 194,027 notes

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children


         posted 22 hours ago via olydiamartin (© callmeoutbro) with 410,069 notes
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